met gala 2013

The highly anticipated (at least for me!!!) annual Met Gala/Ball was held last night and I'm basically crying tears of joy at this year's outfits. For those of you who aren't familiar, the Met Gala or Met Ball is an annual red carpet event held in celebration of the Metropolitan Museum's fashion exhibit at the Costume Institute. Think of any A list celebrity you know, wrap them in tin foil or feathers (in your mind, CREEPS) or any other crazy fabric and you have got yourself a typical night at the Met Gala. It's the "night of night's", and the only time where you'd have a hard time spotting Lady Gaga right off the bat. To quote Grace Helbig's recent Twitter update (woah, do I spot a fangirl??), "The MET Gala is to actresses what Instagram is to 14 year olds. EVERYONE IS AN ARTIST." This year's theme is like grungy punk, so you know I was all up in that. And while some nailed the theme to a T others showed up looking just as awesome. I'm going to attempt to narrow it down to just a few favorites of the night, but that probably won't happen.

Miley Cyrus going full punk in a mesh Marc Jacobs dress and spiky hair

Rooney Mara being perfect in Givenchy

Ashley Olsen in Christian Dior

MK channeling Penny Lane in Chanel

Katy Perry in Dolce and Gabbana

Anne Hathaway showing off blonde locks in Valentino

Nicole Richie in Topshop Couture

Allison Williams in Atuzarra :')

Best Dressed Duo goes to Lily Collins in Moschino and Jamie Campbell Bower just looking hot k wow

Best Dressed Duo just because they're in a picture together goes to the studded sistas Sienna Miller in Burberry and Cara Delevingne in Thakoon

And many many more...but it's too sunny out to be sitting here on my laptop any longer.

people that make me want to die pt. 1

SO, it's hot. And summery. AND NOT FALL WEATHER WHATSOEVER. And since the only things I can think about posting are Christina Ricci's perfect braids in the Addams Family, or Thora Birch's gum boots in Hocus Pocus and color-changing hair in Ghost World, or the rules of a successful teen horror flick, it is not the time. Not just yet. Especially with this heat sticking around it's hard to get into the whimsical spirit of things. SO, instead I will go on a rampage of self loathing (not actually I LOVE myself WAY too much just kidding no actually though) over people who are obviously not real and just hallucinations created by the entertainment industry to belittle innocent victims and trick us into worshipping said hallucinations because they are so perfect in every way. And in keeping with NYFW, it seems fitting that my first contestant is...

Cara Delevingne

This girl is just so effortlessly cool and quirky and silly and gorgeous and ugh!!!!!! Look at her hair! Her eyebrows! Her cheekbones! Her style! Her life!!!! Can I be her please? I don't wanna cry just...hold me.