November 16, 2014

hello this is dog

get it
because I changed my URL
because this blog was the farthest thing from a fashion blog
because I am the farthest thing from a human
because I am mostly dog
because I am typing this with my paws, humming "if I only had some thumbs" to the tune of "if I only had a brain" from the wizard of oz - toto is a distant relative, rip -
because I am a singing dog
(which is somewhat more impressive than a dog with the ability to operate a computer and run a blog apparently)
(but not quite as impressive as a CELLO playing dog with the ability to do his own taxes DAMN YOU CARL stealin my thunder for 36 dog years you son of a bitch)
but hey
what can you do
I am just a young adult dog
and this is my young adult blog

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