DIY "LOSER" cropped tee
American Apparel spandex leggings
ghetto a$$ runners
Today was the first day I actually changed my clothes since, like, Monday. So. That gives you a little taste as to how I've been. My left ear has been plugged from this damn head cold for what seems like centuries and I fear I'll never hear properly ever again for a week!!1! Anyway, so I decided to actually leave my tissue infested bed and go for a little walk but FIRST I had to dress the way I felt. This outfit was the outcome of those feelings mixed with a little Tumblr outfit inspiration of this one outfit I saw that I SWEAR I REBLOGGED and was going to post, but is gone into the ever growing vast interwebs. But I mean, it looked like this (kinda). Also, I really just wanted a chance to show my butt. I haVE A BUTT LOOK AT IT IT'S BEEN 87 YEARS I FINALLY HAVE A BUTT PRAISE DEBRA MESSING YOU GAYS!!!! I never in my life, ever ever ever ever ever ever, thought I'd be one to actually enjoy working out. Something happened to me. I must have been abducted. Or hypnotized. But it's happening. Help??? Or don't. I like my butt. Do you like my butt? Don't answer that, GRANDPA. But enough about me, how are you? HA HA PSYCHE! No one is here.
edit: I just realized my drink I've been drinking has SUCRALOSE IN IT. C'MON SERIOUSLY IT IS 2014 THIS IS STILL A THING??? AT LEAST MAKE THE FONT BIGGER GOD DAMMIT EVERYTHING'S GONE TO SHIT
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